Scrap Iron

Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged (if you can). You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it’s because I want to know more about you.

1I was once publicly accosted by an elvis impersonator because I did my elvis impression and he thought I was showing him up
2If garth brooks ever does his las vegas tour (come on already) i’ll have seen him an even bakers dozen times
3my 1984 el camino is my baby and my heart and joy
4my ideal date is a 12 pack of coors and a little late night bass fishing
5i never minded standing in the rain
6ive bowled two 300 games and have the rings to prove it
7ive managed to never hear a beatles song all the way through and im very proud of this
8i once lasted 3 seconds on the bull cochise
9once karoeeked the song i got you babe with poker star eric seidel
10the biggest buck i ever bagged was a 12 pointer
11my parents almost named me doug
13i like smoking weed, if you dont like it, get over it. expand your mind.
14im a recovering crystal meth addict. ill be 1 year sober this may
15i made a fortune off investing in laser pointers right before their big boom in the 90s
16im directly related to jesse james
17my wardrobe consists of 95% flannel and denim, i dont own a single pair of dress pants
18i was in the police academy for a week before being dismissed for firing my gun in the air after the cowboys won the super bowl
19im allergic to bullshit so dont even try
20im a scratch golfer even though most country clubs wont allow me on the course
21when im inevitably put on death row, my last meal will be goldstar chilli
22NASCAR is life. if ya ain’t bumpin’, ya’ ain’t racin’, and don’t let no one tell you any different.
23i dont believe in cell phones, if you need to get ahold of me the house line works just fine
24ive put up atleast 200 red stickers on deer crossing signs to make them look like rudolph all through out the tri state area.
25im lactose intolerant


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